• Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
• Attacked and took over two countries.
• Set all-time record for biggest deficit in history and drop in the stock market.
• First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record (At least one conviction for drunk driving)
• First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
• Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
• Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleezza Rice has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
• First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
• First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
• Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
• First US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.